We saw it through the grapevine

ANTWERP, August 30 (Reuters) – Rumours have reached us that the Gardener of Adin is offering the above-pictured bar brooch at a reduced price to Adin's followers. When confronted, the Gardener confessed. He told us that the price of the brooch had been reduced by €1,000, which is almost $1,500! In a later statement, he testified that this was done in an attempt to reduce the presence of crystallized carbon in the Garden of Adin to meet standards set in the Kyoto Protocol.

Click here to see a close-up of this magnificent bar brooch.

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