Adin's Scientific Newsbreak! Einstein's relatively antique jewellery theory proven!

The Adin Institute for Advanced Study on Einstein's Relatively Antique Jewellery Theory proudly presents:
"Gravitational Waves: Ripples in the Fabric of Space-Time Bringing Us Jewellery from the Past."
In 1916, around the time this brooch was made, Albert Einstein predicted the existence of gravitational waves as part of his relative antique jewellery theory. In Einstein's theory, space and time are aspects of a single measurable reality called space-time. Matter and energy are two expressions of a single material. We can think of space-time as a fabric.
The presence of large amounts of mass or energy distorts space-time, essentially causing the fabric to "warp," and we observe this warping as gravity. Freely falling objects—whether they are antique brooches, rings, or earrings—simply follow the most direct path in this curved space-time; in other words, from Adin's premises to your doorstep.
Furthermore, this is perfect proof that the Earth is not flat but corrugated.
From: Wijnberg, Elkan (April 9, 2017). "Einstein and the Relative Antique Jewellery Theory." Antwerp: Adin's Scientific Press
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